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I'm a genius! I'll kill you all!
Hello, I'm Shiba Inu teacher!
Hello!
Teacher, today, three students came to Shiba Inu teacher's seminar because they wanted to join.
Welcome!
In my seminar, I'm doing something!
In my seminar, students who have joined must do something!
Yes, yes.
That is proof of relativity theory!
Yes, yes.
It was written in the application form.
Shiba Inu teacher announced relativity theory, right?
That's right!
What is that now?
Ah, jagat followed me!
That's wrong!
Is that so?
Shiba Inu teacher discovered the relativity theory and realized that what has been taken as common sense so far is not so.
It's this kind of image!
Do you know this kind of image?
It's different every time.
Is that so?
If it's like this, who will take it out?
Isn't this licking nitrogen?
After all, these students only came to Shiba Inu until the third year of high school, so they don't know much about physics.
It's not good!
It's a light hint, or if you say it roughly, you can say something like this, right?
Please tell me something like that.
Well, relativity is called relativity, right?
There is something subjective and there is something else, and it's a knot in between, right?
Oh!
Oh, I see!
I see!
What did you do when you were taught physics?
I am an official who overturns the basics of physics, this is it!
E=fc2
Hahahahaha!
Wait a minute!
Hahahahaha!
It's erotic!
I'm going!
This is a proof of my general relativity theory.
General relativity theory that can only be understood!
General relativity theory is a theory discovered by Einstein, an old foreign man.
Tonight, let's unravel the general relativity theory and its reality with you!
There is a heavy-looking ball here.
If you hit this with your head, your brain will crumble like tofu!
Come on, let's try throwing it!
Well, the speed is...
Self-speed 459 km/h.
Well, it's not bad for the first time.
Well, let's rewind the scene and try it again.
I was standing on the mount all the time.
It's a fact.
In other words, at this time, my movement speed is...
Self-speed 0 km/h.
However, looking at the current scene from a lead ball perspective...
I wonder...
I should be standing on the mount all the time.
But I'm moving away at a terrible speed.
No matter which one is moving...
The speed felt by those who meet is the same.
This is the theory of relativity.
Damn it!
Now, let me give more encouragement to those who have rotten brains.
The speed of light moving is unbelievable.
It seems that it travels around the earth in one second.
Well, I like darkness more than light, but...
Ahem...
W-well...
The speed of this light...
It's called "high speed"...
If it moves at the same speed as this light...
What will happen? Do you know?
No, you don't know!
Do you know and die?
Do you know and kill in order?
Therefore, there is no one in this world who knows!
That's the logic!
Ahaha!
Die!
The reason why time in this world continues...
Is because the world continues to exist there!
That information reaches our eyes through light!
However!
If you move at the same speed as this light...
The information after that will not reach you!
In other words...
Time...
Will stop...
No way! It's too late for me to kill you who are laughing!
I'll prove it to you right now!
I didn't say it, but I can run faster than light!
And it's overwhelming!
What I call "light" in front of me is...
Rotten!
Out of season!
It's not good for something like brain soup!
Now, it's the start of a journey that transcends time!
It's already 50,000 km/h!
The passage of time is getting slower!
The movement of nitro bomb, which should be counting time every second, is getting so slow!
Now, I'll speed up even more!
I've reached the speed of light!
Nitro bomb is completely stopped!
Yes, even at this moment, the time of nitro bomb will continue to move!
But for me, as long as it's moving at this speed, the time of nitro bomb will stay forever!
The prison of eternal time!
It's like...
DEMONIC TREATMENT!
Now, my body is finally getting warm, but I'll speed up a little more...
L-l-look!
The time of nitro bomb is reversing!
And it should be!
Now, I'm continuing to overtake the time of nitro bomb!
In other words...
If you exceed the speed of light...
TIME WILL REVERSE!
I'M GONNA SPEED YOU UP EVEN MORE IF THIS CONTINUES!
What is this form?
Is this my bad habit?
No...
It's me as a human being.
At that time, the speed of space...
His speed, which exceeded that limit...
Was about 20 million times that of light!
Yes, he...
Has climbed back 50,000 years!
Our love will never be separated!
The person who is close to you...
Might be someone who came from the future...
Using relative theory.
The person who is close to you... Might be someone who came from the future...
- Yes, yes... - I see... - Amazing...
- That was it! - Wow...
- Well, it was a powerful announcement. - Amazing...
- You're amazing! - It was really tough.
I didn't research it in detail...
But I explained my relative theory in an easy-to- understand manner...
- And this is what happened. - Oh... - Yeah...
I want you to stop hitting me with your character.
- Hahaha! - I want you to explain it like that.
- I didn't want you to use it, it's too hard to understand. - Yeah...
- Sensei, what did you think of it? - It was a really tough music video...
- Hahaha! - It's not an "m"!
- If you could give us some advice... - Please...
- Excuse me? - From your point of view, I'm a bug right now, right?
- Yeah, you're right. - But from my point of view, you're not a bug.
- Well, you're not a bug. - Please sit down and eat.
- What? What did you say? - You just explained it in an easy-to-understand way.
- I got the impression that you were becoming too much of a protagonist right now. - I see.
- I also wanted to see a little bit of the Mitrobaclan side of you. - Oh, I see.
- But once you get into it, you'll be able to see and understand the real relationship theory. - Yeah, I'd like to know more about it.
- For now, you can just think of it like that. - Okay!
- Can I go first? - Let's do it!
- I'm going to show you how it's done in real life.
- I'll go get it. - Okay.
- It sounds like a plastic bag. - I hope it's not a donkey's bag.
- I don't think that's physics. - Donkey doesn't have physics.
- Sensei, this is... - Sensei, you're yellow!
- Hello! - Hello!
- You're the student we talked about earlier...
- I haven't seen you in a while. - Huh?
- Who are you? - It's been a while.
- I'm Mandyu, your big fan of rice. - Oh, you're a rice fanatic.
- What are you doing here today? - What's the meeting about, Sensei?
- It's about the academy... - Oh, I remember!
- It's been a while since we met. - All Japan Academy of Sciences.
- That's wide!
- This is... - Yes?
- This is cola. - Yes.
- Who's a donkey and it's cola. - Yes.
- Who's a donkey and it's a sports drink. - Yes.
- I'll reduce the amount. - I'll drink it once.
- Then... - I'll drink it once too.
- Yes. - Ugh!
- You're the type of person who doesn't like it. - So, what did we say this was?
- Um, cola and aqueous. - Yes.
- And we'll put this in here. - Oh.
- We'll put it in. - Oh, it's in.
- Cola and aqueous are mixed together. - Yes.
- Then... - We'll put it back in.
- We'll put it back in.
- Then, what is this? - Cola and aqueous are mixed together.
- Huh? - Huh?
- I don't know.
- What is it? - Cola and aqueous are mixed together.
- No, no. This is cola. - Huh?
- How is it? - Cola and aqueous are mixed together.
- No, no, no. This is cola. - Is this cola too?
- But this is aqueous. - Oh, I see.
- Do you know what I'm saying? - What aqueous and cola are mixed together...
- Actually, it's not that different. - Oh, I see.
- It's the same, but this is aqueous and this is cola. - Oh, I see.
- Do you understand? - Well, that's one example.
- But I'll do one more. Do you know what this is? - It's a 10-yen coin.
- Oh, yeah, yeah. It's a middle-sized coin. - It's a wireless coin.
- There are 6-yen and 4-yen coins. - Oh.
- I'm a little sad if you give me 4-yen coins. - You're starting to talk to me.
- No, I've been talking with you for a long time, and I thought it was enough.
- You're talking too much.
- I don't want to talk to you.
- Do you eat orange after eating grapes? - It has nothing to do with eating grapes or oranges.
- Does it have nothing to do with the taste? - It has nothing to do with the taste.
- According to the theory I mentioned earlier, the gum you're chewing now is grape gum and orange gum. - Why do you say that?
- Your way of winning is to argue and argue right away.
[They're talking about how to win by arguing and arguing.]
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I've said it before. - Yeah, yeah.
- Oh, balloon gum! - Okay, there's balloon gum in here. - Yes.
- So I'll eat this. - Oh, balloon.
- Oh, good. What's this?! - This is a balloon. - This is a balloon! - Then what's this?!
- This is balloon gum. - No! This is balloon gum. - Huh?!
- Then this is balloon gun, but it's gum! - No, no, it's not gum.
- This is different! - When this happened... It's gum!
This is gum and this is balloon.
Balloon and gum.
Balloon with gum.
Gum is here.
You don't know anything.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
I didn't know what you were talking about, but you really exist.
But in fact, there are people who don't know what you're talking about.
You don't know what you're talking about.
You're the one who came up with it.
I don't know what you're talking about in this world.
You two are the ones who will lead Japan in the future.
Please shake hands with each other.
If you don't think it's coming, it's not coming.
The universe is gravity-free, isn't it?
If you throw something in a gravity-free space, what will happen to it?
It won't last long and it'll go away.
The earth rotates around the sun, doesn't it?
It's almost the same place.
For example, on earth...
If I jump like this now...
There's a force down to earth.
When it becomes space, it goes all the way down.
The earth has gone all the way.
The earth is going all the way to the same place now.
And it's getting closer and closer.
The reason is...
If there's a human who jumped on this side, there's a human who jumped on the other side.
It's always like this in the same place.
It's always like this.
It's sideways, but...
For example, if you jump sideways, it goes all the way over there.
The earth has gone.
If that happens, it won't rotate anymore.
My theory is...
If you push it, it rotates from earth.
If you push it like this, it rotates from the same place.
That's why it rotates around the sun.
Have you ever been to the moon?
Yes, I have.
You landed on the moon with a rocket, didn't you?
But there's no one on the other side of the moon.
Doesn't the moon go like this?
Actually, the moon is off.
Oh, it's off.
Don't you say the moon is so far away?
So I'm going back to NASA's project.
You're landing on the other side of the moon.
I'm going to launch a rocket like this.
What did you think of Mr. Imemaru's theory?
I see.
You son of a bitch!
What are you talking about?
I'm telling you to prove it.
For example, it ends with "this is it."
I don't know what you're talking about.
I didn't prove it.
Well, you've been thinking about your own relative theory so far, but now I'm going to tell you what it is.
Oh, yeah!
Aren't you in trouble?
I haven't made it yet.
What do you mean you haven't made it yet?
I haven't made the stupid thing I've been thinking about.
But you know it.
Who can you tell me about it?
Isn't it okay to talk about it?
Absolute principle and relative principle.
What is absolute principle?
Absolute principle and relative principle.
Absolute principle is...
It's absolutely principle.
It's relative principle and...
Teacher! Teacher! Teacher!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Teacher!
Look!
What?
It's amazing!
What do you mean?
It's a residue.
It's a residue of garbage.
It's this.
It's pretty easy.
Einstein's relative theory...
Can I ask you a little bit about it?
Does it matter?
Tell me about it.
Einstein said...
The speed of light never changes.
The time of people moving very fast is slow.
That's what he said.
That's what Einstein said.
What do you think about it?
I don't think it matters.
What do you think about it?
Can I ask you that?
Don't ask me!
That's it.
I don't think it matters.